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Twist Demotivational Poster

LOVE - I don't care what happened before & I care less about what's gonna happen next because all that I wanted, my whole life, is with me now !

TAGS: motitwist
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Awe, that is nice. 5L


TAGS: cow sick twisted world shottyz
Rating: 4.53/5

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knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:20 pm
actually pieman the egg thing is used by monkeys and such even today.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:19 pm
what about the guy that invented sausages? chewed up meat jammed into the animals anus and then tied into sections.
shmoe13 - February 19, 2011, 4:45 am
how bout the person who "grabbed" a sea urchin and cracked it open and said hmm I think ill eat that
Shottyz - February 18, 2011, 6:47 am
Don't even get me started on Rocky Mountain Oysters
pieman - February 17, 2011, 4:52 pm
How about the first person who thought an egg looked tasty

ACTUALLY - It's Twista


TAGS: christmas theme halloween twist fear the hell fire while trying to guess where the beard went
Rating: 3.41/5

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G4briel - April 30, 2010, 5:19 am
She will not pay for my sins; I will pay her for many many sins...

ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...

TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how


TAGS: twister game hot
Rating: 3.61/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 29, 2009, 6:48 am
Can only get better with less clothing.. and some baby oil...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - His first and last day as a tornado chaser.

WAY TO HELL - Easy and accessable to everyone

Awry -

TAGS: sick twisted cure hannibal
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:19 pm
Choked on coffee! LOL! Very true! There is no cure! 5 L
Sho - May 18, 2013, 7:54 am

TWISTER - Only fun with naked girls

TAGS: funny twister
Rating: 1.98/5

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Fail - August 11, 2008, 10:52 pm
I've been here
Taylor - July 11, 2008, 3:58 pm
funny you are not

I'm Not Sick -

TAGS: sick vs twisted difference cure
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:28 pm
Was thinkin' of ya when I made it sis...thinkin' of ya!
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 8:05 pm
Nice take on an old favorite joke, Prissy! Still makes me laugh! 5 LOL lions!
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:44 pm
thanks 'cern ya sick bastrad...teehee!
concern3 - September 26, 2015, 4:45 am
excellent a 5er

LEFT HAND ON GREEN - Skid Stain On White


PITY - is worthless, because it doesn't matter how you feel about something unless you decide to do something about it.

TAGS: motitwist pity africa poor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
scroll scroll scroll
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
No Comment !


TAGS: wood poem twist thanks grey
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:05 pm
Sad but true, it is my third language...LOL As you can see in the tags this great poem is penned by GreyScorpion. I'm not able to write either a good poem or a poem with a twist like this. GS made it for my first Tina poster, but I saved it 'til now.
Derek - November 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
Sehr gut Cubby-esque. It's hard to believe English is your second language.


TAGS: life time day love marriage bed twister leg
Rating: 2.76/5

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The Goat - September 25, 2009, 9:44 am
So what was Rilke saying? That he preferred threesomes?

Ain't That Cute? -

TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


TAGS: twisted movie poster day alphabet killer sesame street iceman
Rating: 4.81/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:17 am
I freeking love it!



TAGS: motitwist definition
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nwaderos - May 2, 2011, 2:19 pm
I alread wrote 3 BinLaden jokes on my page and thought I was done, but had to share this one!!! LMAO

The Clubhouse -

TAGS: golf rules clubhouse twisted words
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 11:46 am
Thanks for the lions and throwing me under the bus to boot. You sent me the original footage!
JesusWept - April 12, 2014, 7:14 am
Hmm. MissP seems to know a lot about male urination procedure. 5 hidden webcams from me ;)

SMILES - They are smiling because I just spent $14 on their drinks and they are lesbians. I am smiling because in 30 minutes I am going to photoshop out their bikini's and post them on flicker.

TAGS: sick twisted payback
Rating: 4.48/5

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Dude 4515 - March 31, 2010, 1:18 am
you still speak with Britarded?
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm
I hear ya Jake...all my guy friends are lesbians too.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 1:44 pm
@jake thats classic.
pieman - March 30, 2010, 1:27 pm
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 1:15 pm
Wow, someone has a lot of "lesbian" friends!
fuckucare - March 30, 2010, 1:14 pm
you fucking Idiot, yes they are leabians, but only for you. Saying "we're lesbians" is the girl version of "I would never do a loser like you, but I will take that drink"



TAGS: flexible bend twist missp cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2010, 11:49 pm
You're the motiking, Cubby. Pure magic, my friend.
Cubbybear - December 11, 2010, 6:14 pm
For Aggy...wherever you are.


TAGS: santa pain tittie twister kid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 10:58 pm
Wow now that is creepy



TAGS: limerick challenge twisted nastey
Rating: 3.75/5

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Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:28 am

nice 1 james!


TAGS: oliver twist tractor trailer wreck
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 7:36 pm
This is the funniest one you've made.


DOING BOTH AT ONCE - Is Too Dangerous. Let Me Finish The First And If I'm Not Too Tired I'll Try The Second.

TAGS: a new twist on fishing
Rating: 2.86/5

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agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:55 pm
Not tackling her is akin to leaving evidence at the scene of the crime.

PMRC - Dee Snider demands an end to your incessant faggotry

TAGS: pmrc dee snider twisted sister
Rating: 2.57/5

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Cubbybear - March 26, 2009, 7:13 pm
This comes from a man who wore make-up?


TAGS: twisted sister metal fap masturbate cat
Rating: 2/5

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Aruba - January 16, 2011, 11:47 am
oh shit what is this... witch ? :D:D

Saturday night fever -

TAGS: disco twist jump eileen
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:27 am
What a hoot, LA! Simply terrific!
Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:38 pm
Ab5olute brilliance!
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:08 am
Now I realize that damn song is gonna be in my noggin' all day...can I take away 2 lions?
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:07 am
5 LOL's for a great 1st laugh of the day.

Skinny genes -

TAGS: word play twist
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 18, 2013, 7:29 pm
It gets darker, but not here
spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
Oohph. That is some dark humor you have Gary. 5 grams of fat.

dispelling the myth -

TAGS: life twists turns
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - December 23, 2013, 4:53 am
Because no curves would be boring! Just don't live life too fast or you'll get surprised by a sudden curve and lowside it into the ditch

Yo -

twister -

TAGS: game twister
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:36 pm
Oh and a happy BDay! Stop by the forum and check out the thread.
MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:32 pm
No no no demon! You've got a pic there of the adult version...Twisted.

I N S P I R A T I O N - Sometimes a twist of the testicles can make you remember the right words. Even if SHE wrote your vows...

TAGS: inspiration twisted sack for vows
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - January 25, 2014, 9:23 am
Greeny, Herb, Mary-Jane: Moo listens to them all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:38 pm
I always do what Greeny tells me to.

WHETHER LOUD BE HER CHEERS - or whether soft be her tears more & more do i realize that she is turning into her mother with each passing year

TAGS: deanmartain witha twist
Rating: 4.43/5
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:43 pm
Gah. 5L for demotivating the crap right out of me. I just wish either of my wives were like their mothers. Their mothers are great, which is part of why I married the daughters. Unfortunately, the fruitcakes did fall far from the tree.


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*


TAGS: motitwist twist rerun support
Rating: 4.19/5

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Feasibly - March 31, 2011, 12:34 am
Thanks aggy...that frikkin song is stuck in my head again! ;)
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:44 pm
Twist again!

Mao, Uggy, and Missy -

TAGS: touchy subject with a twist
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - February 9, 2014, 11:25 am
Never heard of it, but I s’pose you could get prostate cancer from second hand smoke. Damm you, Linda Lovelace.
MissPriss - February 9, 2014, 11:09 am
Second hand smoke?
GaryO - February 9, 2014, 10:26 am
Well….note to self: do NOT try to turn heads after three shots…..four….maybe. The hat I can change, Uggy, but I think I broke yer face.
ughomer - February 9, 2014, 7:36 am
GaryO ~ I'd like to change hats with Maoworks. Mine looks silly compared to his!


'Armies' -

FLEETING THOUGHT - The last light she saw as the silk covered her eyes, She felt the cold hands on her body and hot breath on her neck, I really thought Match.com was different!

THE MODERN URINAL - Just like the old one, with a twist.

TAGS: modern urinal old one twist
Rating: 3.2/5

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Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:04 am
I wonder what it's not safe for...
zoomer296 - March 19, 2013, 11:27 pm
That's a hand dryer... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_Airblade
Bolverk3778 - March 19, 2013, 8:44 pm
I would like to point out that this is a air dryer for after you have washed your hands after using the urinal. Of course I could be wrong, it could be a DIY circumcision apparatus. lol
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:36 am
Or does it say airblode...now that's a completely diferent story!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:34 am
If I were a guy...you couldn't pay me enough to drop my jig-a-wig in anything that has the word blade in it...teehee

SOME DAYS - Are just gonna be that way...

~= TUNNELS =~ - With a hook

TAGS: tunnels hook twist rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Airman - March 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
Not a tunnel is my vote
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:51 pm
Damn! Now I'm totally confused! Is this a tunnel or isn't it? Is this a poster about tunnels or about hooks? How do I vote for this without violating my sacred oath to the One Lion Club? Someone please help me decide.

oliver -

TAGS: twisted a bit
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 16, 2015, 11:12 am
that's baaaaaaaaaad!!!!!! A real stinker! I luuuuv it!!! Once again Big O, you have made me choke on my coffee!!!!! Thanks!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!!
Reality Lord - April 16, 2015, 8:43 am

omg...5o good
Oldsod - April 16, 2015, 6:39 am
THAT is how it's done! 5d and faved!
Greeny - April 16, 2015, 6:11 am
..please sir... may I have some more?
concern3 - April 16, 2015, 5:45 am
How Cruel, HOW FUNNY, How Cruel, HOW FUNNY, How Cruel, HOW FUNNY, How Cruel, HOW FUNNY, a 5ER

Words Of Wisdom -

TAGS: father son advice twist surprise
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:44 am
Thank you my mushy Mr. Gary
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:39 am
Thank you son..er...'cern. Teehee
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 12:38 am
No need to worry just takes a little time off once in a while to refuel the insanity. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - September 10, 2015, 12:04 pm
We were getting worried about you, MissPrimate! 5.
concern3 - September 10, 2015, 5:50 am
well said a 5er
GaryO - September 9, 2015, 10:22 pm
Love this'n Missy. you talented monkey. 5/F

Requotes -

TAGS: quotes mae west rewording twist
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 4, 2015, 12:26 am
Thanks dizz for the image now etched into my head of the poor competitors, er, that are, um...lacking support!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:15 am
LOL!!!! . . . and most of the competition is male! 5L!
MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 6:51 pm
I aim to please...glad you liked it Jesus. Original thought process inside my head is truly a scary thing to behold! Thanks for the L's!
JesusWept - April 27, 2015, 2:53 pm
LMFAO!! Nice one! L L L L L


TAGS: opportunity twist
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 10, 2013, 2:00 pm
HA! Love it.
Sho - March 9, 2013, 2:00 pm

the strongest man -

TAGS: motitwist
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - April 8, 2015, 10:38 pm
Raising the bar a few more notches.